Write a complete Java program in a class named TAJustSmiled
that prints the following cumulative song as console output.
Use methods to capture the structure of the song and to eliminate redundancy.
For example, no complete line of output should be println
'd in two or more places in your code.
I once wrote a program that wouldn't compile
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
My program did nothing
So I started typing.
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
"Parse error," cried the compiler
Luckily I'm such a code baller.
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
Now the compiler wanted an identifier
And I thought the situation was getting dire.
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
Java complained it expected an enum
Boy, these computers really are dumb!
I added a class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.