Write a complete VB program in a module named TAJustSmiled with a Main subroutine that prints the following cumulative song as console output.
Use subroutines to capture the structure of the song and to eliminate redundancy.
For example, no complete line of output should be printed in two or more places in your code.
I once wrote a program that wouldn't compile
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
My program did nothing
So I started typing.
I added Console.WriteLine("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
"Parse error," cried the compiler
Luckily I'm such a code baller.
I added a second quote to escape the quotes,
I added Console.WriteLine("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
Now the compiler wanted an identifier
And I thought the situation was getting dire.
I added a subroutine with its two parentheses,
I added a second quote to escape the quotes,
I added Console.WriteLine("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
VB complained it expected an enum
Boy, these computers really are dumb!
I added a module and called it Scum,
I added a subroutine with its two parentheses,
I added a second quote to escape the quotes,
I added Console.WriteLine("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
